Beer
Foam so convincing your roommate will ask for a sip. Tell them it’s “art.”
Zero calories. Zero judgment. Still weird.
Your phone is the cup.
Tilt to drink.
The app your RA would confiscate if it were real. Tilt your phone, chug nothing, and somehow still feel like the main character. Beer, Party cup, and Shot — because one bad idea wasn’t enough.
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Pick your poison (digitally)
Party cup
The cup that built college. Shake to refill. No sticky floors. No regrets. (Ok, maybe some.)
Shot
Tiny glass. Instant empty. Pass-the-phone chaos for when beer mode is too wholesome.
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Drop your email. Tell us which mode you’d open first. We’ll pretend this is market research.